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For Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me … Hand Sanitizer, Because It’s 2020

by Alina Selyukh

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … hand sanitizer, a spray can of Lysol, a big box of TP and a cleaning gizmo for keys and phones.

All year, cleaning products have been flying off the shelves — now, they’re flying straight into Christmas stockings and wrapping paper. Holiday-season sales of sanitizing wipes and sprays have doubled this year, according to Nielsen. Sales of hand sanitizer have more than quadrupled. 

“You can say, ‘Oh, yeah, remember back in 2020, when we all had a bottle of scented hand sanitizer in our stockings?’ ” says Charles Kopec, a neuroscience researcher from New Jersey who’s also gifting his wife’s parents a UV-light box to help keep their cellphones a bit cleaner.

Whether as a joke or something serious and practical — or both — coronavirus essentials make for no-brainer holiday presents. Fancy soaps and face masks! Bedazzled face shields! Little bottles with hooks for sanitizing on the go!


Mary Lopez, a retired forensic accountant from California, is a longtime home-necessities gifting proponent, and her family has been giving pandemic-themed gifts all year. 

For her daughter’s birthday, Lopez assembled a basket of lockdown-survival aids, including Clorox cleaning spray, some money on a gift card, two candy-filled wine glasses and a bottle of wine. Her daughter replicated this basket for her friends for the holidays, adding also toilet paper and jigsaw puzzles.

Gifts of sanitation tend to be an add-on to other items people are exchanging this year — a dose of pandemic reality on top of regular gifts. According to Mastercard SpendingPulse, categories selling particularly well are electronics, home furnishings and athleisure clothes. 

On a recent run to Costco just outside Washington, D.C., banking analyst Ritesh Ranjan spotted a 2020 unicorn: a five pack of Clorox wipes. He remembered friends mentioning they had trouble finding them. “Hopefully it’ll remind them of the conversation we have had about it, and hopefully it helps,” Ranjan said.

But later he felt a bit guilty for snatching those wipes that are so rare these days: “Did [I] steer the product away from someone who would need it much more urgently?” he pondered. “After I bought this one, I decided I’m not going to buy any more of these for gifts.”

Kathleen Murray, a teacher from Virginia Beach, Va., also never expected to be gifting cleaning products for the holidays. But she came across some holiday-themed hand sanitizers, with scents like vanilla and Christmas cookies, and couldn’t resist. 

“It at least cheers you up,” she said. “You have to use it regardless. But if it smells like gingerbread, I’d rather use that.”

The sanitizers went into her Advent calendars for family members, as little daily gifts alongside candy, festive face masks and other pandemic essentials. Asked if all these sanitation-themed gifts felt just a little bit sad, she laughed. 

“I guess a bit sad,” Murray said. “But also like — if you could give anyone a gift, you want to give them safety. I would love to be able to give them all the vaccine, but you obviously can’t do that. It’s the closest thing to safety that you can give them.”

‘Bridgerton’ Is A Delicious, Raunchy Tale Of One Very Hot Family

by Linda Holmes

BRIDGERTON (L to R) REGƒ-JEAN PAGE as SIMON BASSET and PHOEBE DYNEVOR as DAPHNE BRIDGERTON in episode 102 of BRIDGERTON Cr. LIAM DANIEL/NETFLIX © 2020

It’s tempting to review Bridgerton thusly: “I highly recommend this Shondaland series, which will remind you a little of Jane Austen and a little of Scandal, and which prompted me to specifically decline to seek out the precise definition of an orgy.”

But let’s say a little more.

The eight-episode drama, which premiered on Netflix on Christmas Day, was created by Chris Van Dusen, who previously wrote for the Shonda Rhimes shows Scandal and Grey’s Anatomy. It’s also the first scripted product of Rhimes’ deal with Netflix from her production company, Shondaland. Bridgerton is an adaptation of mostly the first book in a successful series of eight Regency romance novels by Julia Quinn. Taking place in the early part of the 19th century, the books follow the eight siblings in the Bridgerton family, four boys and four girls, as they seek the loves of their lives.

This first season’s primary story is of Daphne (Phoebe Dynevor), the eldest Bridgerton daughter, as she enters the competitive marriage market. This involves a series of parties and dances where young women are introduced to young men, who later call on their favorites at home to be examined by their families for suitability. Daphne’s debut season gets off to a roaring start after she gains the favor of Queen Charlotte (Golda Rosheuvel), which makes her the object of much chatter. But after a couple of bumps that make her fear she’s losing her “value” on the market, Daphne comes up with a plan that involves the help of a hot duke named Simon (Regé-Jean Page) who doesn’t want to get married and needs a way to fend off the families who seek to foist their women on him. (Regency romance has a lot of hot dukes. They are to these books what elves are to … books that have elves.)

To try to explain what’s happening with all the Bridgertons would take pages, because although Daphne and Simon are the focus, several other siblings have B plots going on, including Anthony (Jonathan Bailey), who is dating an opera singer from the wrong side of the carriage tracks; Eloise (Claudia Jessie), who could not be less interested in following Daphne to marriage next year; and Benedict (Luke Thompson), who likes to paint.


But wait! There is an entire other family, too. They are called the Featheringtons (of course they are), and their daughter Penelope (Nicola Coughlan, as delightful here as in Derry Girls) is best pal to Colin Bridgerton (Luke Newton). She loves him from afar; he is a barely sentient lamppost about it, to the point where he has no idea how she feels, even when it’s very, very obvious. The Featheringtons have also taken in a young relative named Marina (Ruby Barker) who has a past of her own that is following her.

Is that all? OF COURSE NOT. All this is breathlessly reported to the entire town in an anonymous scandal sheet published by a writer who calls herself “Lady Whistledown.” Lady Whistledown! The Featheringtons! Let’s just lie down on the couch with some hot chocolate! (Sorry, got carried away there for a moment.)

Whistledown’s publications (think of them as Substack newsletters for the empire-waisted set) are an ingenious invention because they allow the plot to accelerate. What might take a long time to uncover in this world of “May I visit you for the next six months to earn the right to see your bare ankle in silhouette?” can be served up tout de suite when Whistledown, who somehow knows everything, drops all the hot gossip to everybody at the same time. She provides voice-overs too — and in whose melodious, majestic tones do we get to hear her dispatches?

JULIE ANDREWS. Julie Andrews, that is all.

Are parts of this show silly? Of course. Are some of these brothers dull? So far, yes. But let us not linger on details. Let us not fuss over where, exactly, the orgy question arises. Let us simply celebrate good television, made by a shop run by a woman who loves good television and written by people who are experienced in television.

Here, we need to step briefly into some mechanics-of-television talk. There’s a very common problem among streaming series, and perhaps especially Netflix series, where a season of 10 episodes feels like it should be eight, eight feels like it should be six, et cetera. Sometimes this is just general bloat that comes from a lack of motivation to cut anything. But there are a couple of other possible culprits. One is that a number of streaming series start out as feature film pitches, and then somebody has the brilliant idea to sell them to a streaming service as a series. This sometimes results in a somewhat ungainly process of just lengthening the piece and then cutting it into sections and making those sections the episodes. Another is that all across streaming and cable television, there’s a weird fondness for hiring established film writers to write television, and some of them … don’t know how.

Writing television requires writing to the rhythm of the episode, not just the season. An episode must have its own shape, its own rise and fall. (It’s one of many reasons “I think of this as an eight-hour movie” is often, though not always, a bad sign.) Obviously, in a serialized story, one episode will not be complete on its own when it comes to plot, but it should work on its own structurally. It should have a beginning, middle and end. That doesn’t always happen. Whole episodes are sometimes flat, because they’re in the flatter part of a season’s arc. Ideally, in a show like this, each episode should be both satisfying and tantalizing — you should exhale and say, “That was fun,” and you should also want the next one. I have wondered whether some of the tricksy kinds of episodes that are in vogue — the bottle episode, the episode focusing on the side character, the episode that’s out of the timeline — come about, whether they are good or bad, partly because they are ways to divide sections of the story other than learning to write to the rhythms of television.

Remember, binge-watching really came of age with DVDs, which didn’t have the Netflixian boosts of the auto-play and the credits-skipping and the part where they almost bodily shove you from one episode to the next episode. If you watched 10 episodes of Grey’s Anatomy on DVD, it was because you affirmatively said yes, over and over. Yes, I’m going to press the buttons and watch another one. Or, in fact, yes, I’m going to go to the trouble of tuning in next week. They had to earn your button-push; they had to convince you to do more than let it roll along.

Shondaland makes television and makes it well. There are eight episodes of Bridgerton, and they all have endings that are like chapters in a good book: They leave you in a spot where you just want to read one more chapter before you turn off the light for the night. The end of the season concludes several stories, teases several more and has a couple of delicious mic-drop moments.

It’s made with wit (several classical arrangements of pop songs are used in the score), with flair (the duke’s mother figure, Lady Danbury, marvelously played by Adjoa Andoh, has the most fabulous hats) and with an earthy kind of abandon. (There is … a lot of sex. If you are the kind of person who is uncomfortable watching enthusiastic sex scenes with members of your family, be forewarned about a holiday sit-down with this one. Let it be known I warned you about all the butts, if this causes problems with your household.)

In closing, Lady Whistledown has cleared me to share the following scandalous tale in case it is of use: This reviewer began watching Bridgerton at 4:30 on a Saturday afternoon and did not stop until she, normally an early-to-bed, early-to-rise type, finished it at 1 in the morning.

‘Soul’ Is A Jazzy, Joyful Celebration Of Life

by Linda Holmes, Stephen Thompson, Aisha Harris and Glen Weldon

ALL THAT JAZZ – In Pixar Animation Studios’ upcoming feature film “Soul,” Joe Gardner is a middle-school band teacher whose true passion is playing jazz. A single unexpected step sends him to the cosmic realms where he finds the “You Seminar”—a fantastical place where Joe is forced to think again about what it truly means to have soul. Jamie Foxx was tapped to voice Joe. Directed by Academy Award® winner Pete Docter (“Inside Out,” “Up”), co-directed by Kemp Powers and produced by Academy Award® nominee Dana Murray (Pixar short “Lou”), “Soul” will debut exclusively on Disney+ (where Disney+ is available) on December 25, 2020. © 2020 Disney/Pixar. All Rights Reserved.

In Disney and Pixar’s Soul, a jazz musician voiced by Jamie Foxx falls down a manhole and finds himself teetering between life and the afterlife. He winds up on a New York adventure with a wandering soul, voiced by Tina Fey, who needs help getting ready to be reborn on Earth.

The audio was produced by Will Jarvis and edited by Jessica Reedy. 

‘Jingle Jangle’ Director David E. Talbert Calls Film ‘A Love Letter To My Childhood’

by Michel Martin and Janaya Williams

JINGLE JANGLE: A CHRISTMAS JOURNEY (2020) Forest Whitaker as Jeronicus Jangle. NETFLIX

Whimsical, larger-than-life movie protagonists — Ebenezer Scrooge, Caractacus Potts, Mary Poppins, Willy Wonka — kindled filmmaker David E. Talbert’s imagination as a kid.

Now, Talbert wants to add to what he calls the cinematic “Mount Rushmore” of eccentric characters. His new Netflix Christmas musical Jingle Jangle tells the story of Jeronicus Jangle, a brilliant inventor and toymaker played by Forest Whitaker.

David E. Talbert

“It’s really a love letter to my childhood,” Talbert said of his movie in an interview with NPR’s All Things Considered. “All the joy and the most fun times were all wrapped up in my childhood, so why wouldn’t I want to revisit it?”

Full of bright colors, a snowball fight set to Afrobeat music, and original songs by John Legend and Philip Lawrence, Jingle Jangle brims with joy, despite the film’s unhappy backstory.

Jeronicus is down on his luck after his betrayal by a once-trusted apprentice. But when his granddaughter visits, the two join forces to right past wrongs, and — in true holiday film form — find real meaning in family and relationship.


“I could have never expected that as much would be going on in the world,” said Talbert, “but I think it came at a time when the world just needed a collective opportunity to exhale, and be given permission to sing again and love again and heal again.”

The following excerpts have been edited for length and clarity.


Interview Highlights

On the visual aesthetic of Jingle Jangle he’s described as “Afro-Victorian”

The costume designer, Michael Wilkinson, put these amazing Victorian patterns together. And my wife, who’s a producer, said, “Well, there’s something missing,” and came up with the idea of mixing African patterns with Victorian style. So Michael Wilkinson then flew to Ghana, flew to Nigeria, and got authentic patterns and it was so wonderful.

The lady who plays Joanne Jangle, Jeronicus’ wife, she is from Ghana. And when they brought her her wardrobe, she started crying. … She says, “David, these are the patterns from my country.”

On getting emotional when Forest Whitaker’s character takes flight in the movie

When Forest Whitaker was flying, it was very emotional for me because I had never seen a Black man flying in a film before. You know, there were superheroes and all those things, yes, but a kind of person that I said, Well, I could be that person. And when I saw him flying, it was like me seeing myself. It was like me seeing this idea, taking flight.

You want it to be received critically as a filmmaker, but as a father, I want to be able to inspire my son. And then as a grown man myself, I want to be inspired. And that’s what the whole idea of flight in this film did for me.

On casting Forest Whitaker in the singing role of Jeronicus Jangle

Forest is of course, this towering man, this bigger-than-life actor who steps in and takes on these roles with such grounding and gravitas and power. But I also know Forest is a father, and there are nuances and things that no one has yet tapped into or even asked him to tap into in this treasure trove of being a daddy.

I didn’t know he went to school to train as an opera singer — that’s what he trained in college. So he just had to dust off that training and rediscover that instrument, and he did. And it was masterful.

On his approach to creating the film

What entertains me, what brings a smile to my face and what may break my heart, what may warm my heart — I put all of that DNA into the script and I allow myself to go on this rollercoaster ride of emotion. And then if that ride is a joyful or eventful enough ride for me as a writer and reading it, then I say, OK, well, then maybe it will be that same kind of experience for the viewer.

Janaya Williams and William Troop produced and edited the audio version of this interview. Emma Bowman adapted it for the Web.

Meet Beave, The Internet’s Most Famous Beaver

by James Doubek

Leave it to a beaver to find new ways to build dams.

That much was revealed by Nancy Coyne, who’s rehabilitating a beaver in her home in New York’s Hudson Valley. Coyne’s videos of Beave the beaver on TikTok have quickly racked up millions of views.

Beave has taken to building dams out of whatever’s available around the house.

@beaverbabyfurrylove

Beave is not a pet. Go to www.raisingthewildny.com or Raising The Wild YouTube videos for his rescue and rehab plan. #fyp #PajamaJam

♬ original sound – Beave
@beaverbabyfurrylove

Beaves not damming in his pond yet. He’s to young. He does this in the house because it’s his safe place. Not yet with sticks either. #fyp

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“Beave started just kind of collecting anything that he could get his little paws on,” Coyne tells Lulu Garcia-Navarro on Weekend Edition. “So anything that was at his height, you know, around the house he would grab. He does seem to like doorways. He dams a lot in front of my front door.”

Coyne started a “dam pile” to make life easier for the dam-builder, “so he doesn’t have to go around the house and collect everything.”

Coyne, who is a wildlife rehabilitator with Raising the Wild, makes clear that Beave is not a pet. She’s raising him for about two years because she suspects he was orphaned.

“I received a call, as I normally do for a lot of rehabs, and the woman said that she had found a baby beaver on the side of the road,” Coyne says. “So I said, ‘Of course you can bring it to me.’ “

When the woman arrived, “she was carrying this little box. So I opened up the box. And sure enough, there was a little baby beaver, no bigger than the size of a russet potato.”


Coyne’s task now is to help Beave learn what he needs to know so he can reenter the wild when he’s ready.

Things like swimming under the ice:

@beaverbabyfurrylove

Beave was doing really good swimming under the ice. He was a little skeptical at first but figured out how to navigate. #VivaCleanHacks #fyp

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Or Eating:

@beaverbabyfurrylove

Reply to @mangomadness23 The one thing that was so different with Beave is that he wouldn’t eat any solid foods until I showed him it was safe to try.

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Beave likes kale. He makes whiny noises sometimes:

@beaverbabyfurrylove

For the followers that requested Beave just eating Kale. Enjoy! #CancelTheNoise #Catchphrases #TheWildsChallenge #OOTD #fyp #wildanimals #wildlife

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“Beavers live in large colonies, which are their families,” Coyne says. “What those little baby beaver kits do is they whine. And that whine will encourage their parents and their older siblings to give up their food.”

And because Beave is without a family, he spends a lot of time indoors with Coyne. One reason why is because normally beavers need other beavers to help stay warm in the winter.

The other reason is that beavers are highly social animals.

@beaverbabyfurrylove

What makes Beaver Rehab so different than our other rehabs is the requirement for contact and nurturing. #DiceRoll #OPIObsessed #SmallBusiness #fyp

♬ original sound – Beave

“They seek out the nurturing, the close contact that they need to thrive,” Coyne says. “Without that, they can die from something called isolation stress. What will happen is they will shut down, they will stop eating and then they will slowly die.”

With Coyne stepping in, beavers “will bond with the rehabber. So Beave is bonded with me much like he would his mom. So in order to raise him like his mom would, he has to be close to me.”

Beave was only about 3 weeks old when he was rescued back in May. Coyne will gradually give Beave more outdoor experience until he’s ready to go completely solo.

“Beaver kits typically will leave their colonies at the age of between 2 and 3 years old. But around the age of 2, his hormones should start to kick in like they would in the wild. And he’s going to want to set out to find a mate.”

Coyne will then start “a very slow, soft release process.” Beave will spend time at a nearby pond and then hopefully find a mate and start a family of his own.

@beaverbabyfurrylove

Re Post from the fall for new followers. This is the big pond that Beave will eventually be released in to set off and find a mate. #fyp

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Don’t Try To Understand ‘Tenet.’ Just Feel It.

by Glen Weldon and Lyndsey Mckenna

Director Christopher Nolan’s latest film, Tenet, is a riff on spy movies — featuring globe-trotting CIA agents, Russian arms dealers and big set pieces — but with a decidedly Nolan-esque time-travel twist. Is it brilliant blockbuster filmmaking or an emotionally empty miss? 

The audio was produced by Will Jarvis and edited by Jessica Reedy.

Cliff Beach’s Funky Christmas

Celebrate the holidays this year with a funky virtual concert in Pershing Square.

Merry Christmas! Pershing Square and the City of Los Angeles – Department of Recreation & Parks are proud to present the next installment in our Virtual Holiday Concert Series, the amazing and incredibly funky, Cliff Beach on Friday December 25, 2020 at 8pm PST. Links to watch will be posted below.

WHERE TO WATCH: (VIRTUAL EVENT)

Buckle Up: ‘The Flight Attendant’ Is A Comedy-Thriller Worth Binging

by Linda Holmes and R. Eric Thomas

A woman wakes up after a night of partying and realizes something is very, very wrong. That’s the premise of the HBO Max series The Flight Attendant. It’s a taut, darkly funny thriller starring Kaley Cuoco as a woman in search of some answers about the present that also might shed light on the past.

The audio was produced by Will Jarvis and edited by Jessica Reedy.

OH OH OH! Joyful Holiday Cards That Don’t Shy Away From A Tough Year

by Scott Simon and Emma Bowman

During a year when many Americans have had to forgo close gatherings with family and friends, holiday cards are among the few things that can still be shared with loved ones. 

But when 2020 has been more “sick and tired” than “merry and bright,” what goes on a greeting card?

Chandra Greer, owner of an online stationery boutique, says her best-selling cards this season feature designs that acknowledge the gloomy realities of the present moment.

“Even though people are trying to inject a little spirit and optimism and happiness into other people’s lives, the messages have been pretty real,” Greer said in an interview with Weekend Edition.

Just as the website promises, most of the store’s inventory leans “cheeky” and “charming.” 

A smiling dumpster on fire with “2020” engulfed in flames is one of Greer Chicago’s most popular cards.

“That’s been kind of hard to keep in stock,” she said. “But we also have cards that are kind of cognizant of where we are as a society without being quite so in-your-face.”

A sold-out offering encourages self-care in a large, no-frills font: “Holidays are for crying and eating.” Another card, with text that shouts “OH OH OH!” is pitched as “the perfect Christmas card for upside down times.”

There are also nods to the recent protests that have forced the country to reckon with racial injustice: “Seek Justice, Spread Hope, Radiate Light.”

At a time when many small businesses are struggling, Greer has managed to find a successful niche.

“From the very beginning of our shutdown, we’ve been shipping so many cards, particularly of support — cards that say, ‘It’s OK not to be OK,’ or ‘I love you,’ ‘I miss you.’ It’s been just a spectacular outpouring of care and concern,” Greer said. 

“I feel almost like it’s my purpose during this time, not only to help people feel better themselves but to help them help others.”

Hiba Ahmad and Kitty Eisele produced and edited the audio for this story.